The Crooks

So, Joey's office was broken into last night. The crooks bypassed the 2 laptops, the 4 flat screen computer monitors, checkbooks, and other valuable the items.

The following happened according to Joey and the police:

1. Crooks entered by breaking a bottom panel in the front window.
2. One piece of outgoing mail was opened.
3. Jason's unfinished birthday cookie was taken to Joey's back office and eaten.
4. The radio was taken from the front office to Joey's back office and plugged in.
5. Petty cash was counted. Cash and all silver coins were stolen. All pennies in the petty cash fund were left at the crime scene on Joey's desk.
6. Crooks smoked a few cigs and drank a root beer in Joey's office.
7. Crooks kindly threw away the root beer can.
8. Crooks used the restroom and did not flush. How rude!

Isn't that CRAZY!?! I feel like someone is playing a joke on us, but this really happened.